Today’s drama just refuses to end. From Salako vs Madam Abike, the gbas gbos shifted gears and landed squarely on Reno Omokri—aka The Table Shaker—whose table simply couldn’t survive yesterday’s Twitter chaos.
Here’s how the comedy started: Reno, feeling the Friday vibes, whipped out his shiny new iPhone 16 Pro Max and asked a colleague to record a quick video. With all the confidence in the world, he dropped his hot take: “Friday should either be a non-working day or just a half day.”
Instead of applause, TwitterNG served him firewood to cook his own table. The comment section exploded with drags, jabs, and plenty of “Reno, please rest” energy.
Things got messier when Nigeria Stories reposted the video with the spicy headline: “Muslims in Nigeria working on Fridays is unfair, while Sundays are work-free — Reno Omokri says.” That was the green light the dragging committee needed.
Dr. Hidima came in hot: “Flag your idiocy elsewhere, but don’t bring it to where Muslims are, in Nigeria.” Daniel Regha also added his own classic unsolicited wisdom, sealing Reno’s fate.
At the end of the day, Reno’s expensive iPhone didn’t save him. Instead of likes and retweets, he got roasted like suya on a Friday night.
Moral of the story? On TwitterNG, there’s no such thing as half-day dragging—it’s always full-time vawlence.