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  • Trouble! The Evil Genius Takes Over

    Follow ( 0 Followers ) X Follow E-mail : * Follow Unfollow He is coming in as the 47th American President. Four years ago, he unwillingly vacated the White House as the 45th President. He did not have the courtesy or patriotism of the 46th (President Joe Biden) to say farewell. He never accepted losing […] More

  • Presidents Joe Biden and Donald Trump

    Goodbye Democracy, Welcome ‘DEMOGARCHY’?

    Follow ( 0 Followers ) X Follow E-mail : * Follow Unfollow As the clock winds down in the White House for Joe Biden, the 82-year-old outgoing President of the US, it was time to address the nation and say a final goodbye to “we, the people”. For the 46th American President enough is enough […] More

  • Walkie Talkie Jogging Back to the Roots

    Walkie Talkie Jogging Back to the Roots

    Follow ( 0 Followers ) X Follow E-mail : * Follow Unfollow The “lala” (kite?) that soars into the high heavens will surely come down to base, by fire by force. If it doesn’t want to, the force of gravity will compel it to surrender to earth’s magnetic pull… Johnnie Walker is at it again. […] More

  • Ask AISHA: Introducing a new pedagogue

    Ask AISHA: Introducing a new pedagogue

    Follow ( 0 Followers ) X Follow E-mail : * Follow Unfollow Sunday School is on hold as announced last Sunday. Until the crisis in the Church is resolved it shall remain so until FATHER NOTICE. Itumo? Which means that until there is divine intervention the school shall remain under lock and key.   Meanwhile AISHA […] More

  • Opilogue

    O Semolina, my Love!

    Follow ( 0 Followers ) X Follow E-mail : * Follow Unfollow When hunger knacks you persistently from morning till night and continues non-stop to batter you till daybreak every day, you naturally become impregnated with anger, anger wholesale! Itumo? He who speaks in parables at a meeting with his in-laws should not forget to […] More

  • Notre Dame

    Jingle Bells for Notre Dame

    Follow ( 0 Followers ) X Follow E-mail : * Follow Unfollow Have you heard of the rebirth of Notre Dame? Is that another Jesus or who is so called? Look at this fake Christian! So, with all these your claims of BORNAGAINISM and shouts of JESUS SAVES and BLOOD OF JESUS every blessed day […] More

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    Thank You, Dear Mosquitoes

    Follow ( 0 Followers ) X Follow E-mail : * Follow Unfollow Across the Great Ocean there is a country where everybody is engaged in an annual ritual of thanksgiving and merry making today, the last Thursday of the month of November set aside for the purpose. It’s a big holiday when family members get […] More

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    “The Day They Almost Killed Me”

    Follow ( 0 Followers ) X Follow E-mail : * Follow Unfollow Stranger than fiction. Yet it is true. Not a laffing matter at all, at all. The story is bound to drop an anchor in the memory of whoever reads it. But, as usual, to suit the house style of OPILOGUE, it has to […] More

  • Funny Jesus, Funny Jokes

    Funny Jesus, Funny Jokes

    Follow ( 0 Followers ) X Follow E-mail : * Follow Unfollow Good morning and Haooy last Sunday to you all.No, sir.Why do you say NO?It’s not yet ENDTIME, sir. Moreover, no matter how hard the economic situation in the country nobody is ready to die yet.What gives you the impression that I want you […] More

  • Walkie Talkie Nah Nih

    Walkie Talkie Nah Nih

    Follow ( 0 Followers ) X Follow E-mail : * Follow Unfollow I love taking solo walk for exercise. I do it early in the morning. I go out in simple dress mainly made up of T-shirt on a nicker-bicker or tight-fitting breeches which, for only God knows why, Americans choose to call PANTS!Underwears?Abi kinla? […] More

  • Me Too I Wan Better Things for Al Janah!

    ME TOO I WAN BETTER THINGS FOR ALJANAH!

    Follow ( 0 Followers ) X Follow E-mail : * Follow Unfollow It’s another Friday and the muezzin is getting ready to summon the Faithful for yet another JUMAT service. Are you ready to be at the central mosque to witness happenings there today? Yes, sir. We are quite willing to be part of the […] More

  • Mumu Man

    Mumu Just Come

    Follow ( 0 Followers ) X Follow E-mail : * Follow Unfollow Who be that? Na me o, Baba Okondo Baba ki lope? What or whose baba is that? Baba Okondo. Oko …whaat?! From where? Ah! Abi you don forget me? So soon? You don’t know me at all? Chai! Chai! Chai! Osanobua! Sorry if […] More